The Science (and Snacks) Behind Choosing Your Flight
Choosing the right airline isn’t just about finding the cheapest ticket. The scientist in me knows that a truly informed decision requires more than just anecdotal evidence. A great in-flight experience, delicious meals, and attentive customer service can make all the difference to your journey, but many rankings out there lack the rigorous analysis needed for a valid conclusion.
- Overall Airline Experience So Far
- In-flight experience: A
- Food on board: B
- Customer service: B
Spoiler Alert: Some Airlines Really Suck
That’s where I come in. So, while my “countless” reviews and ratings might be based on my own (n=1) adventures (and misadventures) in the skies, I’ve applied a scientific lens to my experiences to offer you a unique and hopefully humorous perspective on airline customer experiences.
See which airlines are the Turkish Airlines of the sky (hint: it’s not a compliment) and which ones truly soar above the rest. Find out which might leave you reaching for the emergency barf bag, or like LEVEL airlines, need to polish up their maintenance issues if you use the onomatopoeia of “Hawk Tuah! Girl). All this, delivered with a healthy dose of skepticism and a dash of personal, albeit limited, experience.
This data provides insights into the efficiency of security processes, hopefully helping frequent travelers like you plan your journeys more efficiently and avoid the long waits.
